Yeah, thanks for that!
Several weeks ago Dan compared our kitchen sink's soap dispenser's method of plopping out a bouncy, slightly jiggly wad of soap into your hand to how, well... there's really no way to phrase this delicately, so I'll just go ahead and slap up a TMI WARNING RIGHT HERE and say that he compared it to a penis ejaculating a bouncy, slightly jiggly wad of you-know-what (spooge? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?).
Thanks ever so much for that comparison, darling. Now I can't use the soap dispenser at the kitchen sink (which I do at least ten times a day, or so it seems) without drawing a parallel between the two. Not what I want to be thinking about when I'm prepping dinner, or washing up before eating lunch. Yech!
